A humorous operating guide for fathers, Baby Owner's Manual is sure to bring a smile to any dad's face. Written by a man for men, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life: no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimising economy and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.