NetWits: The 2nd most popular pastime on the Internet.

Original, invigorating and dangerously funny! If you don't like to laugh DON'T buy this book! Too thin for daytime TV, too honest for politics, too monosyllabic for radio, too short for the NBA...and now, too BIG for the Internet.

The NetWits are here! Cyberspace has a lot to answer for!

You won't find the usual recycled hash between these covers. This is pure unadulterated humour with 40% less fat that's fortified with seven essential vitamins (though we don't recommend actually chewing on the pages).

Some interesting NetWits facts:

• The NetWits are preferred reading by four out of five Internet stalkers.
• The NetWits have never been involved in any oil spills or other ecological disasters.
• As of printing, none of the NetWits were death row inmates.

So what are you waiting for? HumorUs is the best entertainment since the Clinton administration left office.