"Don't go to Collingwood, Crackers, they're bastards down there," were Jack Dyer's first words when he heard about Crackers' decision to join Collingwood. Lucky for us, Crackers didn't listen to Jack or his wife, Judy. In his inimitable manner, and for the first time ever, Crackers spills the beans and pulls the skeletons out of the Collingwood closet. Find out how Collingwood overcame the Colliwobbles to win the 1990 Grand Final. Get the lowdown on Peter Daicos and Tony Shaw. What does Crackers really think about Dermie's body? How does the Collingwood rumour mill work? Grab a hot pie and tinnie, sit back, and enjoy all these, and more, in 'Ten Years in Black and White'. Crackers Keenan is a legend. An AFL player and coach, TV and radio commentator, horse-racing nut and author of 'Dead Certs and Dog Food', he is about to rock the AFL to its roots with the warts-and-all story of Collingwood.