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Chopper 4: For the Term of His Unnatur/Read, Mark Bra/Paper/0646210149/S001-B
The Republic - "I suspect it's a Labor Party plot - a case of no food in the fridge, so let's repaint the house."
Royalty - "A few of the younger Royals could do with a blindfold and a last cigarette, but the Queen is a lovely old dear."
Women - "Never hit a woman with a clenched fist and always wipe the neck of the bottle before offering them a drink."
Deaths in Custody - "Another bright spark took early parole. He hanged himself ten minutes before lunch. We had Chicko Rolls too. Yummy."
Police Shootings - "If you pull a weapon on cops 'just to scare them', you stand a bloody good chance of scaring them into blowing your head off."