Is this the right book for you. Take the Disgusting Test and find out:
- Do you do any - or all - of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps or wee in swimming pools?
- Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row?
- Do you wish you knew the most disgusting word in the world?
- Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth-watering treat?
- Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?
Score (one point for each "yes" answer):
- 3 - 5 You are completely and utterly disgusting. You will love this book.
- 1 - 2 You are fairly disgusting. You will love this book.
- 0 You are a disgusting liar. You will love this book.