Lost? Well, don't expect me to help you. This is a book about a maze, you fool!
An impenetrable maze!
The kind no readers have ever found their way out of. Even I
got lost inside this book and wasn't seen for months. And the illustrator got lost too - but then he hasn't been on this planet for years.
This book contains:
- A story that will truly amaze you.
- Multiple paths! This is a book that can be read differently each time. Try reading only the even-numbered pages. Then read only the odd pages.
- An emergency plan!! If you find you are totally lost in this book, don't give up. Just close the book, take off your clothes and run screaming to the nearest exit.
- An ending!!! Yes, this story has a real ending but, unfortunately, I've lost it. So if you happen to find it, could you please return it to me? I haven't seen it for months. Maybe I left it on a bus. But I never travel on buses. Maybe it's under the bed. I don't have a bed, just a basket on the floor. And a lump of rock for a pillow. Maybe the dog ate it.