Is this the right book for you? Take the CRAZY TEST
and find out:
- Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling?
- Do you ever look in the mirror and see a crazy maniac staring back at you?
- Do you like to read stories about kittens, puppies and ponies getting mashed and pulverised?
- Do you sometimes get the urge to take your clothes off and cover yourself in mud?
- Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one?
Score one point for each "yes" answer:
- 3 - 5 You are completely crazy. You will love this book.
- 1 - 2 You are not completely crazy, but you're not far off it. You will love this book.
- 0 You are so crazy you don't even realise you're crazy. You will love this book.